Calagiones Scale

The Calagiones Scale measures a brewers passion in units called Deci-bags.
10 Deci-bag = 
1 Calgione
10 Calgiones = A Full-on Brewing Douchebag
Level 5
Level 4
Level 3 – You are a brewing tool
Level 2
Level 1 – You are a full-on brewing douchebag